After researching regional cuisine and taking a national poll, here are the most popular foods, by state, for the Thanksgiving holiday.
Green bean casserole, extra slippery
Lil’ turkey dunkers
Jumbo turkey dunkers
Little shredded pieces of food
Key lime chowder
Peanut butter & turkey sandwich
Spaghetti & yam balls
Cool Whip and some other stuff you wouldn’t expect in a salad
Jenny’s Pumpkin Promise
Trail of rose petals leading to roasted turkey in the bedroom
Caramel dipping sauce (for…???)
Bowl of Special K
Joanna Borns is a writer in New York City.